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Tuesday Eye-Opener:  If You’re Old Enough, Maybe You Can Get What You Want

by Kevin Coupe

Sometimes, two entities fit.  Perfectly.

Like this morning, when it was announced that the Rolling Stones will embark on a 16-city North American concert tour tied to their new album, “Hackneyed Diamonds.”

The concert tour’s Eye-Opening sponsor:  AARP.

AARP, by the way, will give its members early access to tour tickets starting next week.

There is, however, an eight-ticket limit.  Which means that you can try, and try, and try, and try, but you may not be able to get no satisfaction.

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